I got an email from the head honchkrow at Keenspot addressed to all the Keentoons people saying that they had a deal where they were going to put our cartoons on cellphones. I've been working on a bunch of new Hot Ham Water content for that, and supposedly it's supposed to be going on right now. Problem is though, I have no idea how or who has these cartoons for download. I think there's a possibility that f you have verizon v-cast or sprint or vodaphone, then it may be buried in a channel somewhere. They tell me that it's a global deal, but who knows. There's also some Space Tree or Evil Josh and Billy on there too, if that makes people actually want to go check it out now....if you can find them. I honestly have no idea how this stuff works because I really hate cellphones. It seems that a good percentage of people driving are using their cellphones while doing so, and the problem with that is that majority of people (in my state especially) are sub-par drivers who assume they're the golden child of the road.

I've got a neat script that I want to do once I'm finished with all this stuff. It's going to be an educational video about something that nobody wants to talk about...because it's super gross.

(edit: I think this is how you can get the keentoons in the US, at least http://www.zappertv.com/watch-zapper-t v)

hello nerds,

I thought today would be a good day to release my latest animation.
sharks and not sharks

I also think it's obligatory to comment on the Newgrounds redesign. In short, it's grand. The personalization of the user pages was pretty much a brilliant idea. Whoever thought of it should win some sort of brain award for best brain.

I was packing all my things away and getting ready to move a few weeks ago when I found this book. Nintendo Adventure Books: Monster Mix Up. Seeing this book really made my special parts tingle. It was published sometime in 1991, in the waning days of NES. From what I remember, it was about Mario and his pals getting all the bodies switched around because of some machine that King Koopa had invented. It's also in my favorite book format of all time, CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. The best parts are when you find out that people might not be who you think they are. Clearly the author was trying to deal with complex dualities of gender assignments. RADICAL. Overall, I'd rate the book as completely flawless in every way. Also, bonus points to the vintage lumpy mario style of the early 90's.