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Resolutions are for jive honkies, which is why I resolve to make a comeback in the year 2009. I realize it's been three years since I've really submitted anything of any merit. Sure, there have been a few meager attempts in 2006 and 2007 to get things going, and absolutely nothing in 2008. I need to make my presence known!
Now, I'm not one for hyping up things in development, but I can almost guarantee that it will be marginally acceptable beyond standards. I really just need to pound home the submissions this year so I can accumulate a rabid fanbase of mindless pubescent boys who take every word I say as gospel. My dream is for them to build dedicated communities hailing me in which they create a caste system based on when you became a fan. Then in time, they will grow so jaded and blind that they will ultimately lose sight and become harshly critical of everything I do.
It's just a dream for now, but it all starts with 2009!

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18 Comments

Dec. 31, 2008 | 2:59 AM Psi43 says:

make an "AWESOME" cartoon that should pretty much give you all the attention you could ever want.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 3:00 AM Bug says:

hey mcbean.. i just remembered you like 2 days ago! good to see youre back you wonderful goose

Dec. 31, 2008 | 3:03 AM RWappin says:

Hey it's THIS guy!

Dec. 31, 2008 | 3:17 AM Pacflip says:

Actually, it's just the 31'st. Tomorrow is NEW YEARS DAY.
But, I am still excited.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 5:13 AM captainwillies says:

if this means lordofthemartixfantasywars 2 I'M IN! HAIL MCBEAN.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 8:31 AM Luis says:

My nana said youre comeback is one of the signs of the apocalypse!

Anyway HAI!

Dec. 31, 2008 | 10:01 AM TomFulp says:

If you aren't clinically depressed by the end of 2009, you haven't tried hard enough!

Dec. 31, 2008 | 12:02 PM RubberNinja says:

Oh you're alive! This is good. I like your stuff. Please don't die. That would be lame.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 12:10 PM SPace says:

is this gonna be like xenon's comeback? cause that would be lame

Dec. 31, 2008 | 12:26 PM Nogfish says:

This should be a comeback for the books

gospel - lmao

Dec. 31, 2008 | 1:09 PM RubberNinja says:

Xenon said he was going to have a come back when he was living with me.

That never happened. What a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 2:08 PM OdHero says:

all my work has been undone!

Jan. 1, 2009 | 1:40 AM Psi43 says:

@ Labush@@@

i always thought your style looked like xenons especially when i watched your "SMG BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS" flash.

Jan. 1, 2009 | 1:41 AM Psi43 says:

ps really nice new header and display picture

Jan. 2, 2009 | 8:22 AM Cyberdevil says:

Good luck with that! It's a humble future you have in mind! :D

Jan. 5, 2009 | 12:36 PM Xenon says:

i'm not sure why i'm mentioned and abused in the comments to this breathtakingly lame comeback speech, but i welcome the attention and will steal it for my own comeback (circa 2010-2011)

p.s. pssst, mcbean's a knobslob

Jan. 10, 2009 | 1:51 PM sucho says:

my new year's resolution is 300dpi. i'm going to keep saying that until somebody laughs.

i found you first from space tree credits that i found after watching bonus stage that i saw once they swapped over to keentoons from having their own website after highscore was cancelled just after the last episode submission to newgrounds. THAT IS FIVE YEARS I WIN! so what caste am i?

aaaaaaand, it's good to see that you have intentions of coming back. are you still linked with keentoons? will you do more hot ham water? i liked the makings of that more than robotbox and cactus even, soupy's container was a fun gag.

Jan. 17, 2009 | 8:44 PM McBean responds:

oooh i get it.

and perhaps some old friends will make some appearances.